Monday, July 30, 2007

Conspiracy Theories & the movie Jim

Conspiracy Theories
  1. All Casinos track all players that go through their doors. There are several gigantic databases with peoples faces, games they like, betting patterns, and ways to maximize profit from these players. This one is pretty easy to do. They have cameras all over the place. They can easily store a picture of someone. And those player cards make it even easier to track people.
  2. Blood banks were created as a pact between the government and vampires. A percentage of all blood taken is given to the vamps in exchange for maintaining peace. This one is a little far fetched, I guess.
  3. The Bermuda triangle was created to cover up pirate activity in the carribean. Boats that entered pirate territory would be taken for everything they had and then sunken to the ocean floor.
If there was a movie about your life, who would play your closest friends?

Me: I have gotten alot of Val Kilmer, and David Boreanz, however, I think Val Kilmer is not only cooler, but more of an asshole, so it wouldn't be a stretch for him to play me.

Wilson: Hmm, for some reason I keep thinking that Wilson should be played by Jackie Chan. Val and Jackie probably wouldn't get along on set though, so maybe someone like Joe Pantoliano.

Kel: This one is tough, but I think it would have to be Anthony Edwards.

Hostar: If Chris Farley were still alive, maybe him.

Mokyi: Maybe like Jet Li minus the Kung Fu ability. More just for the broken English.

Ray: Vin Diesel Baby!

Aus: I think someone like Christian Bale. OR that guy from Pearl Harbor that takes Ben Aflecks girl.

Leonard: Himself

Albert: Maybe Brad Pitt. I mean, someone who gets alot of ass.

1 comment:

gspike15 said...

nice! Vin Diesel is cool.